I got this little digital thumbs-up from LinkedIn, telling me that my LinkedIn profile ranked among the top 5% of most viewed profiles during 2012! Woooo! Queue long armed over the shoulder patting for Moi!
I'm in the top 5% of my industry....
Well, thats not quite true. It's not even remotely true actually. To be honest, its a big fat lie! What it should say is:
Of all the lots and lots of people on Linkedin - 5% looked at my profile and thought "What has that clown got in front of his eyes?"